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The "FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON" Meme!


Dragons have always been and will always be popular. Everyone loves dragons.
If somebody tells you they don't love dragons, they're either lying or wrong.
Nearly every culture features dragons and so do thousands of movies, books, and tv shows.
But sometimes, sometimes those medias DON'T have dragons. It's time to fix that.

Play your favorite dragon or AU your character as the fire-breathing terror lizard they were always meant to be!


DRAGON GENERATOR
Need some dragon PBs? We got that.
Make you a goddamn dragon.


DRAGON PROMPTS
Try to specify if you're playing a dragon or non-dragon and what kind of interaction you'd like but you could also not. I'm not the boss of you. Live your dreams, you beautiful motherfuckers.

1. What was that noise? Protect your hoard from nasty little hobbitses!
2. Time to kidnap some princesses (or princes!)
3. Burninate the countryside. Burninate the peasants. Nobody can stop you. Or can they?
4. Your character wasn't a dragon before, but now they suddenly are. GOOD.
5. All good things must come to an end. You are the last dragon. What now?
6. Your dragon is trapped, injured, or ill! Will someone come to their rescue or finish them off?
7. You are a dragon and a dragon rider. Go have adventures!
8. You know what wins an argument? Fire.
9. Wizards and shit I don't know. Go oldschool AU.
10. Extra extra! Dragon in New York City! Drop your poor lizard into a world of technology! You aren't on your dragon turf anymore. Shit.
11. Maybe your dragon is good! Chase down some bullies for a nerdy little boy or something. Eat them.
12. There is a website called Bad Dragon for a reason.
13. A super serious dragon war is happening.
14. Maybe your dragon doesn't WANT to be a dragon. What a loser.
15. The crowd cheers as your opponent enters the ring. Are you the reigning champion or dragon chow?
16. Rush out the door with a half-chewed knight in your mouth! You're late for dragon school!
17. You sure do love humans, you wish they were real! You think about them all the time and even play a nerdy game called Highways and Humans. But one day you MEET ONE!!!
18. You've found a dragon egg and now it's hatching! This could be adorable or end horribly.
19. I literally can't think of anything else I'm so tired.

_{Please steal this dumb meme and enjoy it till your heart's content!}